こんな

こんな時(とき)は、迎え酒に限ります。

In times like this, there's nothing like a hair of the dog.

こんなデカイのがチャリの荷台に乗るわけないだろ。

There's no way one that big is going to go on a bike's luggage rest.

ヒドイね、ボクらの関係はこんなにドライだったの？

How could you? Is our relationship really so cold?

こんな恥をかくのならいっそ生まれなければよかった。

I had rather never have been born than have seen this day of shame.

君たちは学生(がくせい)なんだ、こんなことをやれるのは今(いま)だけだ。

You're students - It's only now that you can do this sort of thing.